Drama · Horror · Mystery · Thriller


Seen 14th September


Hello Muddah,

Hello Fuddah,

I saw a movie

What the fuckah?

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Action · Comedy · Drama


Seen May 28th


Adapting TV shows into feature length films is not easy. Simpsons, 21 Jump Street, Barney’s Great Adventure, many shows have made the leap from the small to the big screen with varying degree’s of success. They often take one of 3 options when it comes to storytelling

1) 3 Episodes of the TV show sewn together ass-to-mouth
2) A super long episode of the TV series
3) An actual movie that doesn’t rely on you knowing the source material in order to enjoy it

Baywatch picked option 3 and… well… it doesn’t outright suck.

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